What 20 Kids Really Think of the Names Their Parents Gave Them

What 20 Kids Really Think of the Names Their Parents Gave Them

Ask kids what they think of their own names, and their answers might really surprise you!

By: Lorraine Allen

Naming kids is something most parents put a whole lot of thought and love into. For some moms, it’s one of the things they enjoy most about expecting a new child! For other moms, (like me), even though they love thinking of names for their kids, they feel so frazzled by all the choices, they make a rushed decision at birth, or leave the naming up to someone else, like the baby’s dad. Some people choose to name their child after a loved one, or after a place, or a famous person they look up to. Some people look for unique names for their kids, or names that are androgynous. But no matter how your kids came to get their names, the one thing that’s for sure is that in the end, they are pretty much stuck with them for their entire childhood, if not for their whole lives.

Have you ever wondered what kids think of their names? I asked 20 children, ages 3 to 17, to share their thoughts:

1. “My name is so much cooler than my brother Ethan’s lame name!” -- Luke, age 14

2. “I wish my name was Captain Hook! Or Josh.” -- Grace, age 4

3. “My name is so boring. I wish it was spelled with an ‘e’ at the end!” -- Ann, age 17

4. “My name should be Rock-O.” -- Margie, age 6

5. “I would have never chosen this name. It’s a girl’s name!” -- Lucien, age 8

6. “My name’s unique!” -- Charlotte, age 8

7. “I was named after my grandma. I wish they named me after my dog instead.” -- Audrey, age 6

8. “I don’t know what my name means.” -- Sidney, age 5

9. “No one can say my name right.” -- Abba, age 7

10. “My real name’s going to be Dragonfly Sparkles soon when I change it. My mom said I can change it later.” -- Claire, age 4

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11. “Just call me Superman! OK?” -- Charlie, age 5

12. “I hate how my name rhymes with ‘flake’!” -- Jake, age 13


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13. “I think my name is a little out of control.” -- Lina, age 6

14. “It takes way too long to write!” -- Stephanie, age 8

15. “I like my name.” -- Mike, age 16

16. “My name’s good.” Gus, age 3

17. “I don’t care about my name.” -- Carrie, age 10

18. “It’s boring. It’s not famous at all.” -- Rosie, age 9

19. “It’s good because everyone knows my name. It’s a name a lot of people have.” -- Jack, age 6

20. “I just want to know, like, what my parents were thinking when they chose my name, seriously?!” -- Ariel, age 16

What do your kids think about the names you gave them?

Lorraine Allen is a writer, and mom and personal chef to one spunky 6-year-old girl with severe food allergies. You can enjoy their delicious recipes and follow their amusing family cooking adventures at Feeding Lina.

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