You’ve heard the saying, “Love me, love my cat,” right? If you love a cat person, you have little choice but to cross the line into feline friendship. So what are you in for? Let’s get started, shall we?
Forget ketchup. Cat hair is the new condiment.
Say Goodbye to Kitty Tumbleweeds
Have you been noticing huge tufts of fur drifting across your living room or kitchen floor? Stop them in their tracks with one pass of a Swiffer sweeper – it’s like a pet-hair magnet!
Everything Ends Up on the Floor
Oh, you left your phone on your desk? Well, about that. In 3, 2, 1…it’ll be gently but intentionally pushed off the edge.
You’ll Often Feel Judged
Even when you catch them in the act, somehow it’s your fault.
And You’ll Feel Like You’re Constantly Being Watched
They’re more places than the NSA.
You’ll Have More Help Than You Really Need
This isn’t how you planned to read?
You’ll Find Yourself Extremely Jealous
You’re going to work all day. They’re going to do this. In your bed.
You’ll Get Groomed Regularly
Tongue baths are rough. Literally.
Empty Boxes & Bags Will Become Wildly Entertaining
Your phone will have a lot of photos like this.
You’ll Wish You Could Take Them Everywhere
Dog people can take theirs out. Why must it be so complicated to take a cat for a walk?
You’ll Learn to Sleep Like This
And you’ll love it!
Jeanne Sager is a freelance writer, photographer and social media junkie. She lives in upstate New York with her husband, daughter, and way too many pets. You can follow her